Things I think I really, really want ...

Being addicted to the interwebs gives one quite a few cravings ... or, at least, a VERY strong yearning to try:

• Trader Darwin's Chewable Melatonin (at Trader Joe's). ... It's mint-flavored.
  Maybe that means I won't wake up with "Kitten Breath."
• Vanilla Beans.
  I just want a LOT of vanilla beans. Like a crap-ton (that's a ... metric measurement. Yeah. *shifty eyes*)
  I could make my own vanilla extract (give me a reason to be carded. Ha!).
  OR Vanilla butter (scoops the innerds of the bean into a stick of butter. Stir. ... Sounds delish!)
  Or all sorts of amazing vanilla-ness-essence.

I also see cute manicure ideas. Or hairstyles. Or ideas for sprucing up my house.

I can has unlimited incomes, please?